Monday, October 26, 2009

Thou Shalt Not Kill Ms. Elizabeth Bennet

While I was roaming the racks of Borders with Andrew yesterday I came across this book. NOW, this book fabulously combines my passion for Jane Austen with my good friend Nic's passion for zombies and the combination is so utterly bizarre that it's intriguing! The funniest part, however, was the synopsis, as provided below.

I didn't buy a copy because well... I'm afraid this book may be absolutely atrocious. But! next time I have some extra funds I'm taking the plunge. I mean zombies ARE pretty kick ass.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies --

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains." So begins Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, an expanded edition of the beloved Jane Austen novel featuring all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie mayhem. As our story opens, a mysterious plague has fallen upon the quiet English village of Meryton—and the dead are returning to life! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is determined to wipe out the zombie menace, but she's soon distracted by the arrival of the haughty and arrogant Mr. Darcy. What ensues is a delightful comedy of manners with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers—and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield as Elizabeth wages war against hordes of flesh-eating undead. Can she vanquish the spawn of Satan? And overcome the social prejudices of the class-conscious landed gentry? Complete with romance, heartbreak, swordfights, cannibalism, and thousands of rotting corpses, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies transforms a masterpiece of world literature into something you'd actually want to read.

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