Dear God, Goddess or Whatever "Being" is in Charge Around Here,
I think it's extremely unfair that you are forcing me to be a grown up. Being a grown up sucks. For starters, I can no longer stay awake past 11pm without suffering. Secondly, paying bills is for the birds (speaking of- why don't THEY pay taxes? hmm?) Thirdly (is that a word?), wrinkles and random hair growth are just completely absurd! AND last, but not least, why do I have to be responsible for all of my own decisions? I can no longer blame my mood swings on my mother?!?... this is bullshit.
Also, while I have your attention... are you aware of what is going on in the world? I mean... seriously... you should really consider writing a life handbook because I'm pretty sure that the woman who cut me off in traffic today (while on her cell phone and simultaneously giving me the finger and screaming) is not aware of the meaning of life.
BUT back to my point! being a child was incredibly awesome. I mean... minus the whole desire to make your own decisions, date boys and say... drive a car. I mean the immobility was NOT so fun. But, otherwise... what's the deal? as a kid you want to be a grown up and as a grown up you want to be a kid. When is the content/perfect/serendipitously happy stage? Please don't tell me that's the elderly stage because drinking wine is much harder with false teeth.
So, in summation, I think it's unfair... unfair that you start off all free spirited, all ACTUALLY believing in things like Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy... I mean we're talking AWESOME shit here. Then bam! You take it all away and leave us with ISSUES.
On a separate note, the sex is good- so thank you. I guess aging isn't ALL bad.
All My Love,
K
I think it's extremely unfair that you are forcing me to be a grown up. Being a grown up sucks. For starters, I can no longer stay awake past 11pm without suffering. Secondly, paying bills is for the birds (speaking of- why don't THEY pay taxes? hmm?) Thirdly (is that a word?), wrinkles and random hair growth are just completely absurd! AND last, but not least, why do I have to be responsible for all of my own decisions? I can no longer blame my mood swings on my mother?!?... this is bullshit.
Also, while I have your attention... are you aware of what is going on in the world? I mean... seriously... you should really consider writing a life handbook because I'm pretty sure that the woman who cut me off in traffic today (while on her cell phone and simultaneously giving me the finger and screaming) is not aware of the meaning of life.
BUT back to my point! being a child was incredibly awesome. I mean... minus the whole desire to make your own decisions, date boys and say... drive a car. I mean the immobility was NOT so fun. But, otherwise... what's the deal? as a kid you want to be a grown up and as a grown up you want to be a kid. When is the content/perfect/serendipitously happy stage? Please don't tell me that's the elderly stage because drinking wine is much harder with false teeth.
So, in summation, I think it's unfair... unfair that you start off all free spirited, all ACTUALLY believing in things like Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy... I mean we're talking AWESOME shit here. Then bam! You take it all away and leave us with ISSUES.
On a separate note, the sex is good- so thank you. I guess aging isn't ALL bad.
All My Love,
K
1 comment:
You crack me up. Thanks you.
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