I Will Have Another... Thank You Alfred

Dear Room Service Delivery Man,

Thank you for bringing me the paper. It is very important to be well-informed in today's society. The cartoon section was extremely insightful. I would sincerely like to thank you for the coffee. You certainly know the way to a woman's heart. The flower was unnecessary, but I'll take it. My waffle had no whipped cream. I blame you for that. However, I don't believe it will affect our relationship in a negative way.

Yours Truly,
K

P.S. I apologize for being in my underwear in your presence (even though I think you liked it)