After my fifth, yes I said fifth, cup of coffee so far this morning... I believe my coffee addiction has finally reached its peak and I will soon be passing out on the floor of my cube yelling "quick, bring espresssoooo". Then the girl from down the hall will come down and reprimand me on how many calories are in a skinny vanilla latte and I'll reply "THERE ARE NO CALORIES IN BLACK COFFEE!" biotch. Then I will curl up in a ball and hope that no one finds me underneath my desk, BUT if they dare wake me... they better have a cup of java in one hand and a straw in the other! It could be worse...
4 comments:
hA HA! GOOD GLAD to see you have a blog, because you are funny, and they shall amuse me. Now that the pressure is on.... get going :)
thank you, thank you... i will do my best to please you with my unwaivering wit ;-) punk ass...
cant stop thinking about how you told the story last night at the bar it much funnier in person, your hilarious, keep it up it brightens my day, luv ya
you know who its from
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