Thursday, March 4, 2010

Note To Self

Do not attempt to put six Jujyfruits in your mouth at once. Those yummy, orange, sticky, delicious candies may seem too tempting to only have just one, but the aftershock of almost choking yourself will surely make you change your mind about trying to see how many Jujyfruits you can fit inside your mouth.

I apparently have a much smaller mouth than I originally predicted.

Also, does ANYONE actually eat things that taste like black licorice? I need to know. I took note today of the fact that Jujyfruit boxes STILL contain black licorice flavored candies and I must know what the logic behind this is.

For starters, licorice is a legume... which is similar to a pea... which is NOT a fruit, Jujyfruit.

Secondly, black licorice tastes absolutely ghastly; much like cough syrup that doesn't have the benefit of hiding behind the words "cherry" or "lemon".

I would truly love to meet someone who really digs this black licorice stuff. There must be something I'm missing.

*Please note that in the above picture, not taken by me, the photographer has opted to omit the black ones, is this proof of a general distaste?*

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